#w2w (wrist to wrist, re: cologne application) #officialStance
Opens up with Rory and DVK singing along, and then talking to Noah, who we can’t hear. DVK updates us about the karaoke proposal. They talk about Dave Jacobi being the only member of the cult because he’s the only one paying monthly dues. The guys strongly consider going to the wedding. They want to be the ones to marry the couple, or at least give a speech, or be ushers “given the fact that you were officially donned an usher by Usher.” Rory levitates to the letters and they talk about going to see David Copperfield, which leads into a lengthy discussion of soap operas, which then leads into a riff on other late 80s/early 90s television shows. Rory want Patrick to remix the Dallas theme song to match the Pen Pals lyrics. First letter talks about not wanting to shave legs/underarms any longer. They miss a perfect opportunity to call back to one of the first hashtags #nothingbutlovefornewengland (07/18/2018). Several references to #8020 throughout this episode. Rory and DVK get into an extended philosophical conversation about gender norms, sexuality, and sexual attraction. Reminiscent of “you can’t choose what moves your dick” from 11/28/2018. The second letter is a very quick-hit update about the mysterious Air bnb letter from 02/13/2019. DVK states his #officialStance that the Air bnb was double-booked and that the people just stayed at the woman’s actual apartment. They break down into a soap-opera type improv on their way out of the episode with the theme from The Young and the Restless playing underneath.