#StayOnTheDriveway (#ItsMorePoliteToComeSecond)(#WaitYourTurn) (#TorontoSoon) #TorontoOfCourse #AtSomePoint (#RCQ)
Rory and DVK improvise the lyrics “softcore porn” over the “Signed your pen pal” lyric in the opening song. Jack Phillips makes an appearance again, as he directed a softcore porn called “cream in her coffee.” Nobody wins in softcore porn. It’s Rory’s wife’s birthday and they sing Happy Birthday to her. “That’s all I got her. I got her airtime on our podcast.” DVK ran backwards to the letters. Rory and DVK say the #StayOnTheDriveway hashtag at the same time. Rory does a callback to the softcore porn mention. DVK mentions how he lost his step-dad to pancreatic cancer. DVK recounts getting into a bad, roll-over accident and basically saving his entire family. Rory turns his story into a bit, pretending that DVK is at a job interview for Burger King; DVK returns the favor pretending to be interviewing Rory for a job at the Jewelry Exchange. They sing “Someone grew the shoe tonight” to the tune of Elton John’s “Someone Saved My Life Tonight.” At the start of the 2nd half Rory does his foley work (first done in the 12/26/2018 show). DVK does a Sebastian Manascalco impression during the 2nd letter. “Someone needs to write this down.” “Adam’s on it. Adam’s on it.” DVK has never had a Whopper, never had a Big Mac, never had a Philly Cheesesteak. “You fuck with tortas?,” DVK says when reminiscing about his favorite Chicago tortas place. Rory talks about his friend Aranka who got a Subway order of white bread, mayonnaise on both sides, meatballs. They encourage people to order and Aranka at their local Subway, or sandwich place. #RCQ is for “Rhetorical Calzone Question.” They have a lengthy, lengthy discussion on sandwiches for like 12 minutes before they realize they got derailed and have to finish reading the letter. Gwen sends a picture with her letter of her at an Anything but Clothes party that they can’t post because someone in the picture has a giant dick out.
The Pen Pals Podcast 