Episode #1: “An Unsolved Bank Robbery & Free Will”

Hashtags for this episode: #JaredLeftDan (#HardNotToCarb)

Jared (Kushner) left Daniel because he wasn’t having fun at the Mustard Plug show.This episode also features the first mention of Cracker Barrel when Daniel is discussing Troglodytes. Also features the first Phish mention. Rory, I feel, misses opportunity to create the #HardNotToCarb hashtag. The “Hole in the Ground Gang” is compared to the “Wet Bandits” from the movie Home Alone, and say they should have been called the “Coffee Cup Crew.”